"Your stuff is so expensive"
"you should have seen the price I paid for it"
was my reply
yard sales are a lot of work
but I am sure you know this little fact
most of the stuff I accumulate
either to the salvation army or some other worthy cause
after the yard sale,
it looks like most of my stuff will be donated once again
and I will vow
never to have another yard sale again
for as long as I live
or until I forget the pain of the last yard sale