Me: I got an email the other day with info for a dwarf get together in the city?
Would you like to go?
Dwarf: Ummmm, NO.
Me: Why not? It might be fun. Hanging out with your people.
Dwarf: Ummmm, I hang out with tall people.
Me: You don't have to stop hanging out with tall people, it might be fun to get to know other dwarfs and what their lives are like.
Dwarf: (Her look is actually throwing knives at me) I have a life and I don't need to know what they do in their lives. Short people freak me out.
The dwarf was being interviewed for the school newspaper to get the ins and outs of what its like to be different and this is what she text me.
Dwarf: I am being interviewed right now, what kind of dwarf am I, and how do you spell it?
Me: Special S.P.E.C.I.A.L