you wouldn't want to be in my head
during the holidays
it's on overload
I have a million things I
want to get done
and not enough time to do it
all
I put up all my decorations and
then spend the next three weeks rearranging everything
and don't even get me started
on Christmas lights
I loathe putting up Christmas
lights
but I love the way they look
at night
so the more the merrier
I have to go to confession
for all the cussing I did
while putting up the lights
it's 80 degrees in Arizona
and I really want to be
wearing sweaters and leggings
not a t shirt and flip flops
I bought the little deer at
an estate sale this past spring for 3 dollars
when I went to pay for it all
I had was a
hundred dollar bill
the lady taking my money was
totally irritated at this
and told me she couldn't sell
it to me
(and if my sister is reading
this, yes, I remained calm, even though
I was throwing darts at her
with my eyes)
so I kindly asked her if she
would hold it for me
while I went outside to my
vehicle and
search for some loose change
I said a quick prayer to St.
Anthony
not only did I find the three
dollars I needed to buy the little deer that
the irritated woman was
holding for me
I found three more dollars
it pays to pray
so today I was all set to
spray the little deer with glue and glitter
to put in a jar with a tree
and when I looked at him
I just couldn't do it
so now he sits on my jewelry
box
where he was meant to be for
the holidays
unless of course,
I move him
Petie