Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Conversations with a Dwarf

Me:   I got an email the other day with info for a dwarf get together in the city?
       Would you like to go?

Dwarf:    Ummmm, NO.

Me:    Why not?  It might be fun.  Hanging out with your people.

Dwarf:   Ummmm, I hang out with tall people.

Me:    You don't have to stop hanging out with tall people, it might be fun to get to know other dwarfs and what their lives are like.

Dwarf:    (Her look is actually throwing knives at me) I have a life and I don't need to know what they do in their lives.  Short people freak me out.

Me:   ?????????

The dwarf was being interviewed for the school newspaper to get the ins and outs of what its like to be different and this is what she text me.

 Dwarf:    I am being interviewed right now, what kind of dwarf am I, and how do you spell it?

 Me:    Special    S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Dwarf:   MOM!!!!!!!!